Came across these on facebook and they're SO TRUE so I had to share....
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I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me.

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I was linked to this post and it's honest to god, one of the funniest fucking things I've ever read. Do yourself a favor - don't be eating or drinking anything while reading it. It'll end up on your computer.

emerald1972.livejournal.com/5928.html

Enjoy - I know I sure as hell did.

Oh David Cook, please don't ever change. Best. Fan. Video. Ever. Real entry one back.

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